* Why does our night cleaning crew at work such so much? I am 98.3% sure that all they do is empty the trash cans. You can take out all the trash you want...but if you never clean the bathroom floors, they won't clean themselves. Just sayin...
* Why do the female employees who work at the company in the suite across the hall from me always look so damn pissed off? I mean, everyone has a bad day every now and then, but these chicks always look like they are ready to beat someones head to a pulp. ALL THE FREAKING TIME! Get laid why don't you!
* SURPRISE TRUST FALL!!! Ouch...why didn't you catch me!?
* My youngest daughter has not had a good week. We were at the Immediate Care Center Sunday night and she was diagnosed with a bladder infection and a yeast infection. Tonight, we were back at the ICC, cue Cheers theme song....Where everybody knows your name....and she was diagnosed with two ear infections. She can't catch a break.