Friday, March 19, 2010

Bacteria signature?

I am really a nerd.

Such a nerd, that I found this article really interesting.

I thought maybe you would too!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Sorry guys...

It was quickly brought to my attention that I had no birthday eye candy for the dudes. This was the best I could do with the short notice and all...

So, here ya go. Happy Birthday Vanessa...

Happy Birthday to Mike!!

Disclaimer: In no way were the following pictures chosen by the blog owner in order of hotness, bare chestedness or by the order they are hung on the walls in my walk in closet.


Things I've been pondering lately.....

* Why does my mascara smell like licorice?

* How did we get so many hangers at home?

* Why do I always notice odd things like when the cleaning crew at work change the color of trash liners in our garbage cans?

* This year I am going to take advantage of my Amazon Wish List when important holidays roll around.

* Why do all teenagers HAVE to act like a teenager?

* A co-worker asked me if I was filling out a bracket for the NCAA tourney. When I told her I wasn't, she called me a pussy. I have just completed my bracket...I am a lot of things, a pussy is NOT on of them.

* Raise your children the right way from birth...always cook their food in the microwave. Never cook their food in the oven, it only takes longer and spoils them.

* Who is the booger flicker at work? If you remember this post, well, you know what I am talking about. I mean...come on! I was in the elevator yesterday and I saw a big dried loogie on the elevator wall. GROSS!

* My doctor has put me on a mood stabilizer so I can make it through my days without killing anyone at work. The two things I have noticed...I am now sleeping REALLY well at night and on the drive to work, and I have no desire to eat. *Charmed's quick tip of the day: To keep yourself awake and lively while on a long car drive, hold a lit cigarette all times. This ensures you will stay alert and attentive so your clothes do not become engulfed in flames.*

* Sometimes I wish my cell phone wasn't really a phone.

* I really enjoy Joy Mangano Huggable Hangers. They will save you a ton of space in your closet and make you feel like you are the most organized person in the world (even if you aren't). And ladies...WHO doesn't need more room for more clothes?!?!?!?

* If your child is yelling "MOM!!" from another room in your house and you ignore them long enough, they will eventually give up and move on to something else. Try works!

* On days when I cannot get my podcasts to play correctly from, I want to throw my computer out of my third story window. **note to self - call Dr. R. regarding increasing dosage on mood stabilizer**

* When I read this list back in my mind...why do I use the southern twang voice of Amy Sedaris instead of my own???

I Like You...Hospitality Under The Influence

A hilarious must read...

"Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking."

"I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone."

"On the off chance that you have children, don't clean up at all. As children, my brother and sister and I loved waking up early and playing cocktail party with the leftover debris "

"Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend."

— Amy Sedaris (I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence)

**Funny note: I was listening to the audio version of the book from and Hachette Audio Productions was noted as the Production Company.

I thought the lady on the tape said "Oh Shit Audio Productions".