Monday, January 11, 2010

Wow! Today is my lucky day!

I received all three of the following emails today! It must really be my lucky day! Except the third email had a lot of spelling errors.....Hmmmm......


Dear friend,

It is my pleasure to reach you after our unsuccessful attempt on our business transaction.

I have good news for you, more details is attached, please view the attached message and reply back immediately.


Thanks

Tom Willey

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Our Ref: FGN/SNT/RAL
Your Ref: SNT/ATM/822

Attn:Beneficiary

NOTIFICATION OF PAYMENT VIA ATM CARD

I am directed to inform you that your payment verification and confirmations are correct, Therefore we are happy to inform you that arrangements have been concluded to effect your payment as soon as possible and in our bid to transparency.

Due to your long over-due payment which you have been finding it difficult to receive via a Certified Bank Draft issued by the UN Promo, we have arranged your payment through World Bank ATM Card Payment Center, this is part of an instruction/mandate passed by the United Nations in respect to all over delayed payment and debt re-scheduling.

We will send you an International Swift ATM Card valued sum of $315,810.00 USD (Three Hundred and Fifteen Thousand, Eight Hundred and Ten USD Only), which you are to use in accessing your fund in any ATM Stand/location worldwide and remember that the maximum withdrawal daily limit is Five Thousand United States Dollars (US$5,000.00) So kindly contact the representative ATM Payment Officer Dr.Harris Conklin (Contact Person)

Address: UN Secretariat, Wuse Zone II, Gariki-Abuja ,
Email:dr.harris_conklin@gala.net
Telephone: Tel: +234 705 6407 343

Make sure to reconfirm to him your details as your

Full Name,
Current Address,
Nationality,
Direct Phone number,

So as to facilitate the immediate release of your ATM Card to you.

Please be aware that you are the only person left to receive your ATM Card out of the (5) five beneficiaries. The ATM CODE of conduct is (ATM 5220) as this is to be your subject when responding to our email to proved that truly you received our email.

Note:Dr.Harris Conklin Will Notify you on how the payment of $87 Dollars will be made to the UPS delivery company for the shipment of your parcel to your home address,And as soon as he received your details he well call you on how the payment will be made to the UPS delivery company.

He shall be expecting to receive your email.

Thanks for your co-operation.
Mr. Thompson Hubert
UN Public Relations Officer

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Sir/ Ma,

Iam looking for your cooperation in building a Tourist Hotel orReal Estate in your country, but I am sorry if this is not in line withyour business because I got your contact from your country directorybook.

Ineed an experienced person like you to assist me to set up develop theproject and assume responsibility of ownership as chairman but will bebringing in profit /distribute profit monthly or annually.

The sharing of the fund is 55% for me, 40% for you and the remaining 5% will be for expenses incurred during the transaction.

Ishall give you more information specialization business and sector youbelong to in your country for immediate response from me.

Thank you for your anticipated understanding. Reply to my private e-mail address: kenneth.conroy1@london.com

Yours faithfully,

Kenneth Conroy

2 comments:

Fragrant Liar said...

OMG, I get these constantly in my email box. I am always amazed. How many people actually respond to these things that there should be so many still coming at me? It goes against rational thought.

Charmed said...

I reply sometimes with a "F You, stop emailing me, you Mother F'er!!"....but 9 times out of 10 they get returned. Weird.