Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Monday, March 23, 2009

D'oh!


Matt Lauer was riding his bike over the weekend, when a deer jumped in front of his ass which caused him to flip over the handlebars and freaked up his shoulder. Deer: 1, Lauer: 0.

Meredith Viera thought it was really effing hilarious and joked about it on Today this morning when she explained why he wasn't at work. Meredith said, "Matt's banged up with a displaced shoulder, it popped out. Hopefully he'll be on the mend soon." Meredith said Matt thinks the animal was hired as a hit deer by the competition. Meredith added, "I hired the deer. Just graze him.'"

Ha ha ha ha. I like her.

Source: dlisted

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Amy Poehler’s 8 Simple Rules for Being a New Yorker

1. Be nice to everyone, especially people wearing hospital bracelets.

2. Don’t ask white girls if they “left their ass at home.”

3. If you have to bring your baby to a movie, make sure he laughs at appropriate times.

4. Don’t eat Cheetos and then sit down at a fancy hotel piano.

5. If you are in Central Park and think you are getting mugged, first check to see if maybe you’re just part of a student film.

6. If you see Oprah at a fancy function, don’t grab her wrist and ask for money. Quietly sneak up behind her and whisper, “You give me that money, Oprah. You hear me?”

7. When walking on a New York street, try not to spit, litter, bleed, or take a crap.

8. If you need to do any of these things, try to do it between two parked cars.

via urban etiquette handbook

Some handy Latin phrases...

Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!
God, look at the time! My wife will kill me!

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?

Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
The designated hitter rule has got to go.

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.

Vacca foeda
Stupid cow

Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi.
Excuse me. I've got to see a man about a dog.

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Good gracious!

Our 9 yr old wore this hat yesterday to school for hat day. While I was helping her get dressed, she told me she wanted to wear it sideways like "the French women do." So, I showed her how to place the hat on her head so the bill of the cap was slightly off center. Well, she left the bathroom and walked through the kitchen and asked Dunnski if her hat was "too gansta?" He laughed and told her hat was anything BUT gansta. She always keeps us on our toes!


Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Junior year Biology...



I can remember the day we dissected our frogs in Biology class like it was yesterday. Melissa Eldridge was my partner, and she was just as happy as I was to be cutting into our little green amphibian friend. It was disgusting and the smell was worse than disgusting. It was that day I decided I could not have a future career as a coroner.

Don't make the President angry...

Yesterday, in a speech which was intended to launch initiatives to help small businesses deal with the economic crisis, President Obama strongly criticized AIG.

"All across the country, there are people who work hard and meet their responsibilities every day, without the benefit of government bailouts or multimillion-dollar bonuses," he said.

"And all they ask is that everyone, from Main Street to Wall Street to Washington, play by the same rules."

At one point in his speech, he was so angry that he was banging his fist on the podium. All I have to say is...Don't make the President angry....



And if hear one more person say Obama is doing too much too soon, I am going to scream. What exactly does it take to make some people happy? Either he is doing 'too much' or 'not enough'. He will never win in the eyes of some.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Hmmm...here is a cookbook we don't have in our collection...


Damn you blanket!

I ask you...how did we EVER survive before the Snuggie?

What you talkin' bout Willis?

Who authorized this?

The Sears Tower, the tallest building in the Western Hemisphere, will soon become the Willis Tower. (Tribune photo by Alex Garcia / January 15, 2009)

Shakespeare a hottie???

What in the heck is going here?

Stanley Wells, the chairman of the Shakespeare Birthplace Trust, unveiling the new Shakespeare portrait recently discovered in London on Monday. (Hazel Thompson for The New York Times)

Single file please....single file...NO pushing...



Dunnski will be waiting at the end of the line at the card table with 3 legs to take your money.

This is hard truth to get your 13rd old daughter to believe...

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

ummm....whaaaaa?????


This is reeeeeally confusing.

What the hell did Kermit ever do to Supermodels!


In stores this spring...





Click here to make your own!

Can a girl get a fork????


I had my 6 month check up at the dentist this morning. Uuugghh!

After I left, I celebrated my clean teeth with a trip to McDonald's to get some yummy cinnamelts and a sweet tea! Mmmm Mmmm Good!

After I had acquired a sufficient sugar and caffeine fix from sucking down a large amount of tea....I reached in the bag for my oh so heavenly biscuits drizzled with icing.

I feel the box...I feel napkins....I don't feel utensils...WTF!

Now, I know I shouldn't be driving and eating...but I can multitask and I my knees are very good drivers. Sooo...I ate them with my fingers. And let me tell you, they were just as good as eating them the fancy smancy way with a fork.

So there....McDonald's woman who forgot to put the fork in my bag this morning. You did not stop me from enjoying clogging my arteries and my knees from driving me to work.

Wordless Wednesday...

Monday, March 09, 2009

What is love?



"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."
Rebecca- age 8


"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."
Billy - age 4


"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."
Karl - age 5


"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
Chrissy - age 6


"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
Terri - age 4


"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
Danny - age 7


"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss"
Emily - age 8


"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."
Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)


"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."
Noelle - age 7


"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."
Tommy - age 6


"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."
Cindy - age 8


"My mommy loves me more than anybody
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."
Clare - age 6


"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."
Elaine-age 5


"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt."
Chris - age 7


"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."
Mary Ann - age 4


"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an image)
Karen - age 7


"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
Jessica - age 8

Stupid cat...















AND......obsessively knocking over glasses of water that are left on the island or kitchen table!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are only missing one thing....

The obsessive need to knock over ANY glass of liquid left on the kitchen island or table.....

Friday, March 06, 2009

Quote of the day...

We are not on this earth to accumulate victories, things, and experiences, but to be whittled and sandpapered until what's left is who we truly are.

Arianna Huffington

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

It's no wonder I have grey hairs...

this morning I laid out an outfit for our 9 year old for school. She quickly told me she didn't want to wear what I chosen for her because it was not 'appealing enough'. I am not sure who she is trying to appeal in the 3rd grade...but she wore my unappealing outfit to school anyway.

This evening after dinner, she asked me how hard it was for me to wash my clothes in the creek on a washboard when I was little. I smiled at her and told her washing machines had been invented several years before I was even born. She said "really?" Talk about making someone feel OLD!

Work was a little boring today....

Sooooo....Henry drew the short straw and had to wear a thong and be all glittered up in the bathroom of the workout room. I would tell you what he had to next...but then I would have to kill you. It really isn't worth it. Trust me.

Love. This. Song.

Emmy Rossum "Slow Me Down"

Wordless Wednesday...

Monday, March 02, 2009

I hate it when this happens...

Quote of the day...

Maybe crying is a means of cleaning yourself out emotionally. Or maybe it’s your communication of last resort; the only way to express yourself when words fail the same as when you were a baby and had no words.
— Aristotle

Jess and Ang...

I am home from work today...I turn on All My Children, and there they are.




Ohh...how I have missed my daytime stories. Now if only Luke and Laura are reunited on GH...everything will be right with the world again!