So, last week I went to the SS office and had my last name officially changed to Dunnski...it was awesome. I then had to wait 24 hours before I could get my new drivers license. A couple of days later I went to the DMV with the required paperwork. As I passed through the metal detector at the door it beeped. I was asked to step back through....it beeped again. The lady officer asked me if I had anything in my pockets or any piercings????? Ummmmm.....no.....but I do have on an underwire bra??? Ohhhhh.....she says...and then proceeds to feel me up with the back of her hand. WTF? Like I was lying? WHAT can you hide in your bra under your bewbies??? Oh well...back to the story. I was really excited about getting a new picture on my license, my last one was NOT good. After it was made I was showing it to my brother and he made a comment about how he looked like a drug dealer in his picture, and I told him that mine was so bad that I looked like one his customers! So, I sat in the chair and primped my hair and smiled my best smile. And smiled. And smiled. OMG...when is she going to take this picture! The moment I stopped smiling, she took the damn picture. So now, my picture on my license looks like a dead hooker.