Wednesday, October 07, 2009
How you know you are a redneck...
1. You trim your bangs with fingernail clippers in the car on your way to work.
2. You take out the trash with a golf cart.
3. You think Olive Garden is good Italian.
4. Your kids consider Chef Boyardee a substantial dinner.
5. You spend over $100 at the Dollar Store.
Now that I think about it....I think this list makes me a hillbilly redneck.