Wednesday, October 07, 2009

How you know you are a redneck...


1. You trim your bangs with fingernail clippers in the car on your way to work.

2. You take out the trash with a golf cart.

3. You think Olive Garden is good Italian.

4. Your kids consider Chef Boyardee a substantial dinner.

5. You spend over $100 at the Dollar Store.


Now that I think about it....I think this list makes me a hillbilly redneck.

3 comments:

Michele said...

LMAO... great post!!
Love the shirt.


Michele.

bourbonmama said...

I NEED that shirt, that's great.

And, here's a few reasons I am a redneck: http://bourbonmama.wordpress.com/2009/02/17/things-that-make-me-white-trash/

A Real Housewife said...

Found you through Organic Meatbag. Really enjoy your blog. I think I'll stick around a while. Hope you had a fabulous wedding day....sans rain!