Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Nature is a beautiful thing...

I am trying to lose weight.

So, I go on a couple of quick walks on the path around work every day. On my walk this morning, I was strolling along enjoying the cool air and listening to the leaves crunch under my feet. I just happened to look down and I saw something on the pant leg of my jeans. Upon closer inspection, this is what I saw....


OMG! Two dragonflies making a sandwich on my leg! I jumped a little and knocked them off...GEEEZZZ (get a room!) I continued to walk and looked down again and they were BACK! WTF! I knocked them off again, and they immediately jumped back up on my pant leg. OKAY...I am not a skeezy dragonfly motel! I quickly walked over to a tree and shook them off and they flew to the tree stump. Whew....thank goodness!

I continued around my path and when I came back to the tree where I had deposited the horny little insects...I noticed, THEY WERE STILL THERE!

Who knew dragonflies had such mojo?


8 comments:

Organic Meatbag said...

Wow, this sounds like a Pfizer company commercial! Maybe they make Enzyte for insects now?

Charmed said...

Maybe...I couldn't tell if they were smiling. And I didn't ask the male if his name was 'Bob'...they were pretty busy.

Jaime said...

You need to see my grasshopper sex pictures from last summer. HILARIOUS. 45 minutes later they were still on my porch doing it. Bugs, I tell you!

Charmed said...

Well...Dunnski and I were talking at lunch and he had a point.

They really don't have much to keep them busy...so sex is pretty much all they got.

Smart Ass Sara said...

dragonfly porno- if you can get into the market, I've *hear* it's lucrative.

Caro said...

Having sex in public with an audience or on an audience always tempting :P

greta130 said...

They must not be married!

Charmed said...

Jamie: Where would these grasshopper porn pictures be??