Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Out of the mouths of babes...

A teacher was doing a test studying the sense of taste...


The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red........................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green.....................Lime
Orange.................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.

None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, "Oh my God! They're ass-holes!"

The teacher had to leave the room!


2 comments:

littlemansmom said...

Ha! oldie but goodie and always gets a giggle!

Smart Ass Sara said...

AWESOME. My kid probably would have said something more inappropriate.