Friday, May 15, 2009

Debra or Jack

The Boss was in a quandary. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed
down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision;
they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would
fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying
all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The Boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before,
but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."