New Look...Same Great Taste!!
How to NOT get rid of acne:1. Go to WalMart and FILL your cart with half price Easter candy.2. If you don't have any kids at home, eat every friggin' piece yourself. In one night.3. If you DO have kids at home, hide it, then when they go to bed, eat every friggin' piece yourself. In one night. Do as I say, kids, not as I do.4. Watch the acne bloom like roses in the rain.
Hey...that is what Dunnski and I do now when we have extra special sweet treats in the house. We hide what we can in our bedroom and we always buy ice cream that we know the kids won't like....is that really wrong??
A nasty, adult, 6-letter word, that is definitely best shared in the bedroom:Godiva
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