Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Can a girl get a fork????

I had my 6 month check up at the dentist this morning. Uuugghh!

After I left, I celebrated my clean teeth with a trip to McDonald's to get some yummy cinnamelts and a sweet tea! Mmmm Mmmm Good!

After I had acquired a sufficient sugar and caffeine fix from sucking down a large amount of tea....I reached in the bag for my oh so heavenly biscuits drizzled with icing.

I feel the box...I feel napkins....I don't feel utensils...WTF!

Now, I know I shouldn't be driving and eating...but I can multitask and I my knees are very good drivers. Sooo...I ate them with my fingers. And let me tell you, they were just as good as eating them the fancy smancy way with a fork.

So there....McDonald's woman who forgot to put the fork in my bag this morning. You did not stop me from enjoying clogging my arteries and my knees from driving me to work.


Cole Buzan said...

You are so brave!!! I have not been to a dentist for years? I know I have one cavity. >>; I phear the gas.

You are also brave for eating at Mac to the D's. I only eat there if they have a cool toy. Seriously, I love Happy Meals. Ok, if we are a 30 something woman we are denied Meals of Happiness? No. I order as follows..

"Hi, I would like 3 Happy Meals..can I get 3 different toys in those? My kids fight a lot and I don't want to have to bring them into the store. Really? Cool. You know I am going to park and check right? Great! I will tip you 5 dollars. Thanks!"

I do not dig on the dentist. I do not have any children. I do tip drive thru. They have one hell of a hard job.

Melinda Zook said...

He, he...I love those things and yeah...fingers are totally accetpable when driving. It's no wonder my steering wheel looks the way it does. Gross!