Thursday, February 19, 2009
5 things you can’t do at Hogwarts
1. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”.
2. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
3. I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today’s project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
4. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not.
5. “Liften Separatis Crotchum” is not a real spell.