I ended up with an older woman at the bar last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all.
I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit and then she asked, "Have you ever had a Sportsman's Double?"
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like and my mind began to embrace the idea.
I said, "No I haven't had a mother and daughter threesome."
We drank a bit more and then she says with a wink, "Tonight is your lucky night."
We drove to her place.
We walked in, she put on the hall light and shouted upstairs,
"Mom! You still awake?"