Friday, October 03, 2008

The Sportsman's Double

I ended up with an older woman at the bar last night.

She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all.

I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit and then she asked, "Have you ever had a Sportsman's Double?"

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like and my mind began to embrace the idea.

I said, "No I haven't had a mother and daughter threesome."

We drank a bit more and then she says with a wink, "Tonight is your lucky night."

We drove to her place.

We walked in, she put on the hall light and shouted upstairs,

"Mom! You still awake?"

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