He did sexy sexy times with his teenage mistress, Diana Bianchi, in his own office
He paid her $300,000 to keep their nasty business on the down low
He admitted to spending $3,000 a month on internet porn
He confessed to getting nekkid and groping his wang bone in front of a web cam
He posted pictures of himself on swingers websites looking for chicks to do the nastyI really don't get it, I guess being married to one of the most beautiful women in the world doesn't mean much, huh?