Thursday, July 03, 2008

Ummmm....Okay

This dude was married to Christie Brinkley. Christie Brinkley!!! And he admits on the stand during their divorce trial that he:

He did sexy sexy times with his teenage mistress, Diana Bianchi, in his own office

He paid her $300,000 to keep their nasty business on the down low

He admitted to spending $3,000 a month on internet porn

He confessed to getting nekkid and groping his wang bone in front of a web cam

He posted pictures of himself on swingers websites looking for chicks to do the nasty

I really don't get it, I guess being married to one of the most beautiful women in the world doesn't mean much, huh?

2 comments:

littlemansmom said...

What a douchebag.....

yes I said douchebag....

how retro of me...LOL

Charmed said...

I was thinking loser...but douchebag works too.