Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Paranoia Tuesday

Why am I so thirsty??

*Do I have diabetes?
*I think my tongue is drying up.
*Am I running low on saliva?
*I may need a blood transfusion.
*I am sweating...why am I all sweaty?
*Oh no...it is my kidneys. I knew it...my paranoia from earlier in the month!!! Damn it.

1 comment:

ummmhello said...

You sound just like my husband. Headache must mean brain tumor. Soreness = arthritis. Thirsty? On his way to a diabetic coma.
Hope yours is nothing serious!