I am really tired of hearing your name in the news. Will you please decide which team you want to play for and then just do it?!?! Don't get me wrong, I am not going to pretend I understand the first thing about how your game is played. I just think you might be a little bit of an attention whore or maybe a diva. Another thing, I think you would look a lot less like an Amish Irishman if you shaved that hair off of your face. Just a thought.
Thanks so much for taking time out of your very hectic schedule to listen to my concerns.
Hugs, Kisses and Sushi