Friday, April 25, 2008

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down
your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else
to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the
sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a
timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be
afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct
tape.

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

6 comments:

Jessi said...

I should not have been drinking anything when I read this. TOO FUNNY!

Melinda said...

OMG, LMAO!!!

Kristi said...

So funny! I actually knew a guy that did the #3 thing though...so gross!

joshk said...

I run into these problems everyday but now with the help of Charmed ... I'll never get choked on an ice cube or cough again.

THANKS

the sidog said...

or for 3. just go in the yard !

ms clair sunday said...

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

tehehehehe. Maybe I could give it a go. x