Saturday, January 05, 2008

5 Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. Raise your head slowly and say, " Jesus' name, Amen."

This is funny, because I actually caught a lady who worked for me one time, asleep at her desk. She didn't use any of these on me...she didn't even wake up until I shook her. I seriously thought she was dead. Her neck was bent into such an odd position, she could not have been comfortable.

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