Okay, I know male readers are going to have a field day with this one, but I just don't get it!
Here is Matt Murphy the night he catches Barry Bonds seven hundred something home run.
Here he is a few weeks later whining that he has to sell it because he can't afford to keep it.
HELLO!!!! It is a dirty baseball, I can get you another one that looks just like it! What are you a friggin moron! Keep the damn thing and you owe Uncle Sam a t-t-t-t-on of money. Sell the damn thing and you pocket a t-t-t-t-on of money. Seems pretty simple to me. Am I right, ladies?????