Wednesday, August 15, 2007

I used this one on my ex-husband. Several times...

1 comment:

Matt K. said...

My favorite was when people kept asking me and the soon-to-be-ex wife when we were having children. I usually replied, "We're waiting 'til they go on sale," and later added, "but with our luck it'll be two-fer-one!"

Next time someone tells you they'll do it when they get around to it, take a piece of paper, cut out a circle, and write "TUIT" on it, then give it to them and tell them, "here's your round tuit, now get to work!"