Tuesday, August 07, 2007
I don't know where all that attitude fits in that little body.
I am getting ready this morning and my youngest strolls past me wrapped up in her towel, from her bath, that was 20 minutes ago! I glance down at her with my "are you going to get dressed today" look, and she just looks at me keeps on walking. A few minutes later, she begins to try on 7 outfits and none of them suit her. She is just going to her Aunt's house to hang out and watch TV, not a fashion show. Not sure what she is dressing up for. Anyhoo, I finally get her sister up and she looks like a walking zombie. The youngest at this point still has not brushed her wet hair. Sigh, I ask her if she will please get a comb through her hair before it dries! She then says to me: "You want me look pretty when sissy's hair looks like a cheetah that has been ran over by a cow in a cow pasture and then attacked by a herd of wild dogs!" And it gets better, we still have no clothes on. I am walking out the door, I am already late and I have a naked child with an attitude. Well, she did have pants on. She informs me at this point that "you know the whole you have to wear a shirt thing?" To which I say "Yes, honey, you can't go around naked, you have to wear a shirt." She says "Well, I am not so much into that." Good lord, I have an exhibitionist on my hands!